About this time last year, I published a list of updated bank slogans for 2008. This year, I’m moving up to the big time and renaming banks altogether. Here’s a partial list of new bank names we need to see:
Old Name New Name
PFF Bank Poof! Bank
Integrity Bank DisIntegrated Bank
Hume Bank ExHume Bank
Security Pacific Bank In The Pacific Bank
IndyMac Bank InDeGround Bank
Downey S&L Downed S&L
ANB Financial A Necrophiliac’s Brothel Financial
By the way, if you wondering what these banks have in common, go here.
And if you need help understanding the name of the last bank, go here.